My new chariot!

Well given that Im such a legend, and I can't possibly travel in anything but utter luxury, I made my mother buy me some new wheels...

She's ordered me a brand spanking new Hatton Float and I just hope my beautiful big butt fits in it ok. She assures me it will...but you know, seeing is believing.

I have my first party this weekend, and I can't wait to kick up my heels and meet some new friends!

Given my mothers obsession with grooming me, she's taken the day off work tomorrow in order to make sure Im sparkling clean for my debut. Honestly, she's a bit obsessive compulsive I think....psych ward might be wanting their patient back soon...